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Welcome to Our Store!

Thank you for choosing us for your apparel needs! We specialize in soft, comfy, and high-quality clothing designed to make you feel great. Our goal is to provide an enjoyable shopping experience, and we’re here to help with any questions, custom design requests, or color preferences—just send us a message anytime!

Why Choose Our Products?

Our apparel features vibrant images created with advanced digital printing technology. These designs are printed directly onto the fabric, ensuring they won’t peel or fade over time, delivering long-lasting quality and style.

Our Collection

Hoodie

• Material: 8 oz./yd² (US), 13.5 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Special Features:
  • Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
  • Safety Green complies with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Classic fit with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord
  • 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Pouch pocket and tear-away label
• Sizing: Unisex, classic fit. Refer to the size chart in the listing photos.
  • Pro Tip: Measure your favorite shirt (armpit to armpit and top to bottom) on a flat surface for the perfect fit.

Sweatshirt

• Material: 8 oz./yd² (US), 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
• Special Features:
  • Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
  • Safety Green complies with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Classic fit with 1 x 1 rib with spandex for stretch and recovery
  • Tear-away label
• Sizing: Unisex, classic fit. Check the size chart in the listing photos.
  • Pro Tip: Use the same measuring trick as above for the best fit.

T-Shirt

• Material: 5.3 oz./yd² (US), 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton
• Special Features:
  • Antique colors & Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Safety Green complies with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Classic width, rib collar with taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Certifications: Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, made with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes.
• Sizing: Refer to the size chart for the perfect fit.

Returns & Exchanges

As our items are custom printed, we cannot accept returns or exchanges due to sizing issues. Please double-check the size chart to ensure the perfect fit. If there’s an issue with the product itself, reach out to us, and we’ll make it right!

Production & Shipping

• Production Time: 4–12 hours
• Standard Shipping: 3–6 business days after production

Thank You for Shopping with Us! We pour our passion into creating products you’ll love. We hope you enjoy wearing them as much as we enjoy making them! If you have any questions or need assistance, don’t hesitate to reach out. Happy shopping!